These are the 10 Commandments of Bart from the song with the same name on the The Simpsons' The Yellow Album.
WARNING:Do not follow the ones in red unless you are insane, drunk, or high.
10.Thou shall shake your rear end.
9.Thou shall always rhyme.
8.Thou shall procrastinate.
7.Thou shall go wild!
(Not too wild; the devil plays a banjo!)
6.Thou shall dance like lunatics.
5.Thou shall be alive.
4.Thou shall slam the door.
3.Thou shall question athourity.
2.Thou shall do what you want to do.
1. THOU SHALL HAVE FUN!