A rift in the time space continuum has sent me from the year 3488 where the laws and life of Star Trek are real. My real name in Kalnar-Ware-Quon (My birth language) is Elzon Steve Jobs im from the plant Fluxonium and the end of the world in nigh.
Its amazing that all those fictional stories you humans have written over the last 2000 years not have some real-life bearing. Like that movie 12 Monkeys, my fate it somewhat similar to that of your beloved Bruce Willis.
I can't really speak of my mission now but if we can meet somewhere i prehaps could tell you.