Below is a list of every possible output of the User:Sp3000/Userboxes/MindReader userbox.
- You are literate.
- You are a Homo Sapien.
- You are alive.
- You are not asleep.
- You are living in 2024.
- You know how to work a computer.
- The time is past 06:00 UTC and you are on Wikipedia.
- You are currently looking at Sp3000/Userboxes/MindReader/List.
- You can't sneeze with your eyes open.
- You are shorter than 272cm or 8ft 11.1in but taller than 50.8cm or 1ft 8in.
- You have the ability to breathe.
- Your English name starts from one of the letters from A-Z.
- You contain carbon.
- You have not been to Mars.
- You are not blind.
- You have an IQ.
- You are looking at a userbox.
- LOADING...
- This userbox was unable to detect any traces of knowledge in your brain.
- You have benefited from Christianity before.
- FATAL ERROR 3RR, TRY REFRESHING PAGE 100 TIMES.
- You know what the word "you" means.
- You are unique, just like everybody else.
- Your father is male.
Unique to MR2 -
- You are not an alien, or are you...?