Somenerd1 is Jeffrey Key.

Jeffrey Key is awesomest guy in the world!
He is way awesomer than you, 

the guy reading this unless it is Jeffrey Key. He is the great-great-great-greatgreatgreatgreat-great-greatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreat and 50 million other greats grandson of Jiang Ziya.So you can suck it. He is that awesome. NOW BOW DOWN TO HIM!!!