User:Sky Attacker/WikiComedy 2009

The Top 33 Funniest Wikipedia Edits Of 2009

1. There are 55 million tonnes of bad apples in every bunch.
2. For a long time I thought California was the best state. Now I think the best is Kentucky.
3. Yes, a slight concern indeed...J.delanoy never answered the question.
4. The true meaning and history of the color purple.
5. Whatever you do, be careful with spoons.
6. We never run out of things to delete on Wikipedia. We finally have someone who understands this.
7. Some racing sports are exciting...like this one!
8. Have you ever had trouble catching midgets? This advice should probably help.
9. We've always known how good rifles are, but they may be more useful than we thought.
10. A sticky situation!
11. Big ocean and big...something else
12. A very good image of this food
13. The secret to passing RfA
14. The whole package of the almighty.
15. Scary. We'll try to stay away from you.
16. Everybody cares about KFC in China
17. A show that is...for kids?
18. Civil politics in this revision of the article.
19. Ever wondered what sheep are made of?
20. All because of their enormous size...
21. LOL at the way this userpage was vandalized.
22. An unusual addition of content to the article about...disco?
23. The shocking truth. Magic is great...Wikipedia isn't.
24. Apparently, we have cats that edit Wikipedia
25. Are you? Well, we are pleased to meet you.
26. What it is not.
27. Those squirrels...
28. Oh my, what a hard working family.
29. The truth about one of the four elements.
30. A Guiness World Record that nobody could ever beat.
31. The real reason why King Arthur is well known.
32. Something to know about this statue.
33. Dress up the answers to all the questions.

Bitch Smacking

An article that was created. Why was it nominated for speedy deletion?

BITCH SMACKING! the ancient aztec god of bitch smacking was known for his violent nature and incapability of being able to have a girl friend for longer than 3 weeks and 2 days (his current personal record.)  :) l,mao!!!!!±

Hundreds Will Ask The Same

Somehow, I don't think J.delanoy ever answered this question. Although I don't think the other people ever came...

Hi. I was requested by a concerned member of the community to ask you why you fuck little boys up the ass. An answer here may prevent a deluge on your page from hundreds of other people coming to ask the same. Have a nice day. 80.221.21.1 08:19, 4 May 2009 (UTC)

Brett Malone

A created article with the following text. Created and speedy deleted in July 2009

Brett Malone is a active mmessage therapist for men in Calgary, Alberta. He is famous for his magnificant soft soffffftttt hands, awhhhhhhhh oh my, i love it, feels so right. I have to go, Thank you for your time, Gerald Williams.

Your Name Is....

A created article with the following text. Created and speedy deleted in July 2009

Erick: This name is for gay men..... like YOU.....your name is erick isn't it? Then you know what that means...... Then you, erick, are gay and you know that. Don't look at your girlfriend and say, "Hey, i have a girl, so im NOT gay...." No, Nooo. You are. You havent reached your full gayness yet........