- Believes in Skipping (in private, great exercise)
- Hates the Commercialization of anything that is good and pure used to market things such as Tampons, Fast Food and Toilet cleaners.
- Thinks Baseball is a boring display of Spitting and crotch grabbing.
- Hates Top 40 music and Classic Rock
- Likes African American women
- Likes Political Drama (it is show biz for ugly people)
- Believes Global Warming is impossible to stop with those stupid new lightbulbs
- Is a Libertarian who believes in Capitalism
- DO YOU EAT FISH? Go to Escolar for a friendly warning!