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There's only one reason that I created this page, which is how angry I've become at those self-appointed, self-righteous Wikinquistors and Wikinquistrixes who (instead of doing anything to either [a] create or improve specific articles, lists or tables, or else [b] manage the always-infinite number and variety of really useful, but never-finished, general housekeeping tasks which do help readers or reduce harm to the Project)[1] take pleasure in searching out and quashing innocent things the overwhelming majority of which[2] have done no one any harm and give a few people pleasure.
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- ^ e.g. improving accessibility, watching copyright violations, finding free-usage alternatives, simplifying navigation, making tables more readable, making template documentation more understandable, testing and restoring dead links, updating old statistics, double-checking sources, expanding stubs, rescuing orphans, finding references for unsupported assertions, smoothing translations
- ^ (not counting enemies' lists, etc.)