- I have a 52 in chest
- Mike Tyson couldn’t Knock me out
- Took a Louisville Slugger to the face
- Was supposed to be on the TV show chopped
- Temporarily blinded himself with paint thinner
- Has had 13 concussions
- Was a 15lb baby
- Bowled a 300 game
- Bought a car when he was 12 for $100 fixed said car and sold it for $5000
- Played bass in a Metal Band
- Drowned twice
- Had body integrity identity disorder (desire to cut off your own limbs)
- Has vertigo
- Deaf in one ear
- Killed a kid when he was a kid
- Is well known among Russians in the Northeast
- Got a business shut down with a bad yelp review
- Can ballroom dance
- Grandpa beat up Ric Flair
- Has never done any drugs
- Played football and Hockey
- Is a classically trained chef
- Christian heavy metal started or invented the Growl style of singing. ( death metal Growl )
- Cigarettes are healthier than yogurt.
- Wears Crocks for medical purposes (contraceptive)
- Is allergic to gluten-free food.
- Was a champion single speed cyclist.
- Took bass guitar lessons from Prince's bass player
- ... Then got cussed out by Prince (He said, "Get lost fat ass")
- Has had a 24 carat ruby in the family for over 400 years (worth $20k)
- Professionally Trained race car driver. (Won't get a ticket for reckless and endangerment for going over 100 MPH due to this FACT)
- Declined the Marines after scoring "103" on ASVAP test. (MAX SCORE = 95)
- Made US BANK 40 Million in profit in one year. (got paid 52k for his service)
- Forged a Sword by hand
- Made the last 6 girls he's been with squirt.
- Dated a "big time" stripper
- Brain stem is fried because of too many concussions
- Says he would never date Angelina Jolie- she's not attractive enough
- Managed multiple tanning salons, constantly got hit on due to him walking around shirtless. Had to leave due to that.
- Tried out for U of M hockey Team
- Bath Tub Crayons blinded him as a child. Got the Surgeon General to ban them.
- Has a "perfect" credit score
- Hates the smell of coconut because it reminds him of the strippers he used to date.
- Lived through hurricane Andrew when it hit Texas City and Galveston.
- Played drums for a hip hop band called "Euticus"
- Caught 6 rattlesnakes by the time he was 5
- He's not Jewish, Just Hebrew.
- Owns "about" 3 dozen dreidels...and no, they don't have to be made out of clay.
- Once put out a magnesium fire.
- Knows a guy who knows a guy who started a fire at his body shop, a barrel exploded in the fire killing one of the firefighters.
- Works out daily. Loves the shake weight.
- Deals in Gold Futures Exclusively For Retirement Funds. Turned a 5k IRA into 250k...in GOLD!
- Is a descendant of Jacob king of Jews and ruler of the twelve disciples. Has online graph to prove it.
- Was sick the first two weeks of 2017. So sick he couldn't leave the house, when he tried to...he shit himself!
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