OK, I can be emailed at willow222l at yahoo dot com. I don't check it often enough, but I get around to it.
I don't know what else to say except that potatoes should be illegal. They would be much more expensive that way and we'd properly appreciate them. Plus, there'd be lots of shady millionaires in Iowa, driving around in massive tinted window four-by-fours that they'd use for midnight potato runs. They'd probably get a submarine and run the potatoes down river underwaters, to waiting potato addicts who'd park trucks on bridges along the way. We'd always eat or at least save the skins. They would be so much better as an illicit treat, and they would give righteous politicians something bang on about.