Rock Hill (Fictional rock band)
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Rock Hill
Origin
Cold Bay, Alaska
Genres
Rock, Glam, Metal
Years active
1984–Present
Contents
1 History
2 Singles and EP's
3 Band members
History[edit source]
Rock Hill are a five piece rock band from Cold Bay, Alaska.
They are Cold Bay's premier rock band and also make up 85% of the towns total hair.
Rock Hill set out searching for fame and fortune in the USofA in the Fall of "84".
However the band never reached their intended destination of Los Angeles. the bands tour car was involved in a horrific road traffic accident involving a coach full of cheerleaders heading to The Annual Anchorage Snowsuit Cheerleading regional finals and a pick up truck full of moonshine. Little is known about what happened in the aftermath of this devastating accident and when questioned the band have been known to burst into bouts of cold sweats and blackouts.
It was only in August 2013 that the band were reintroduced back to the world and are now looking to "make the world a better place through the power of spandex, hair, and rock".
One noticeable change to the band is the absence of their original stickman Phil. Little is known about the origins of their current drummer Skins or the whereabouts of Phil and the band have refused to comment at this time.
Discography[edit source]
Singles and EP's[edit source]
Candy Stripes - 3 track EP (scheduled for release October 2013) Track 1 - We Rock! Track 2 - No Cure For Love Track 3 - Neverending Highway
Band members[edit source]
The Weasel – vocals (1984–Present)
Fucknut – Guitar(1984–present)
Jorgen "Thunderstrum" Strumdrung – Bass(1984-present)
Walter Harringtin III – guitar (1984–present)
Phil – Drums(1984–2013)
Skins "Dick" Olsen – Drums(2013–Present)