The pic that was removed was one I created for my own book. But I think I like this giant target thing better.

Hello Citizen, and welcome to my smagmoidal User Page.

I'm Episkopos (the English word "bishop" comes from that Greek work, if memory serves) of the Discordian Division of the Ek-sen-triks CluborGuild. As of 2007, I am working on preparing the final rough draft of Ek-sen-trik-kuh Discordia: The Tales of Shamlicht, which was called Apocrypha Discordia until Rev. DrJon Swabey beat me to publication. (Publishing a book when you're in hiding from The Agents of Greyface is not easy.)

In real life (whatever that is), I've been published in newspapers, books, magazines, online publications, and other places you aren't cleared to know about, fnord. The ones I can acknowledge include Apocrypha Discordia, The Book of Eris, and Principia Harmonia.

I'm a personist, freedom activist, and have had the honor of being investigated by various agencies who seized and examined much of my work, including the American Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI). I hope they got something out of it for their troubles.

You can read about us at Discordian Works, visit my site Ek-sen-trik-kuh Discordia: The Tales of Shamlicht Plus, and read my and others' Five Basic Beliefs. I hope posting those links on my member page don't violate some Wikipedia policy or other. I'm always getting in trouble for something (but at least Wikipedia editors don't come at you with handcuffs and guns).

Thanks to Icarus 23 for naming me a Discordian Pope. It doesn't really mean anything, as Discordians recognize everyone as a pope, but thanks anyway. I guess.

Genuine and Authentic Discordian Pope. So please treat him/her right.