I really need to do some thing more productive than putting userboxes on my page...

ubx-5This user uses entirely too many userboxes.
py-1This user is a beginning Python programmer.
w:)This user is a wiki markup enthusiast.
sar-NThis user is a native speaker of sarcasm. Isn't that just great?
nws-4This user newspeaks plusgoodwise.
poxThis user is suffering from userpox. Goggles seem to prove ineffectual.
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Creation is goodThis user creates their own userboxes.
This user enjoys reading almost anything.
Narnia This user loves The Chronicles of Narnia.
CSLThis user enjoys the works of
C.S. Lewis.
This user enjoys the works of
J. R. R. Tolkien.
Big Brother is watching this user.
The Silmarillion This user not only likes The Lord of the Rings, but The Silmarillion as well.
This user plays the viola.
This user likes most types of music.
DsrtThis user understands the Deseret alphabet, a phonetic alphabet for the English language.
This user is a proud contributor to Uncyclopedia.
This user is a Go player.
This user is a Jenga master.
This user is a Nintendo fanboy.
This user needs just one more userbox on their page!