HO HO HO!
This user believes in
Santa Claus.
This user graduated from the University of Louisiana at Lafayette (ULL).
BAThis user has a Bachelor of Arts degree in History.

Now I'm in debt.

This user is a graduate student in History.

I dropped-out. Oh well.

This user is an academic.

Not anymore. Who wants to slave over texts and archives to be rewarded with a life bordering on poverty?

This user teaches at a middle school.

Not anymore.

This user is interested in becoming a lawyer.
This user is a law student.

Preparing to retake the GRE.

This user is of English ancestry.
ScotlandAlba
This user is of Scottish ancestry.
🇩🇪This user is of German ancestry.
IQ This user's Intelligence Quotient is 138.

According to standardized tests taken in Elementary School.

trpt-2This user is an intermediate trumpet player.
voc-2This user is an intermediate vocalist.
bss-3This user is an advanced bass guitarist.
gtr-3This user is an advanced guitarist.
arg-4This user is a professional air guitarist.


agnThis user is interested in agnosticism.
This user is probably going to Hell.