| Other name(s) | Pika, PikaCookies, PikaCookiePlayz, Hope |
|---|---|
| Species | Homo slutus |
| Breed | maybe if i was one of two people left on earth |
| Sex | no thanks |
| Born | ezra 3.14 |
| Died | 1.17.25 |
| Nation from | the land of polar bears, maple syrup and capitalism. long live canada, amen brother. |
| Occupation | youtuber |
| Awards | most stupid person stupidest from 0000 - 2024 |
| Notes stupid | |
Ezra (homo stultus), commonly referred to as "Pika" or "PikaCookies" is an idiot apart of the Homo genus[1]. The Ezra is a pansexual asexual non-binary person, and unlike other animals in the Homo genus, it is completely incompetent with any form of tools or manual labour[2]. The Ezra will often use self-depricating humour as a form of subtle self-hatred.
History
editi don't remember.... help
12789 BCE - 4357 BCE
editThe Ezra roamed the earth for like 7 years before dying.
0 BCE - 1 AD
editFollowing death, the Ezra entered ultra-death and got the epic win. Following this, Jesus christ.
1999 - 2001
editIn 1999 the Ezra commited unspeakable actions. For more information, see the page for "Luis Maria Argana". Following that, 9/11.