I am a 24-year old veteran giraffe tickler, escapee from clown college, amateur Rubik's cube competitor and occasional spots-cleaner. Earlier in my career, I was put in the stocks for poor trail maintenance, and am known to put dog in Vietnamese sandwiches as well as peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. I hate burritos, the United States of America and freedom.
I tend to panic when cornered, and am cornered often. Get off of my lawn, you punks!
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