To the best of my knowledge, these are all quotes of mine that I have jotted down over the years. If I repeat something another has said, it was completely unintentional, and I invite a citation.
"The truth is open to interpretation"
"The motives of human behavior never change"
"Find joy in toil, or none at all"
"Money can't buy happiness but it makes a nice down payment"
"Dreaming of our plans is fun, but the plans must come first to achieve the dream"
"Those who live in glass houses have a funny habit of throwing stones"
"Jesus already saved us, you can climb down off the cross"
"The powerful own the past, the wise, the future"
"The greatest achievement of man was to create typewriters for monkeys"
"Strive not to best your peers and equal your mentors, but to best your mentors and equal your peers"
"In business, befriending subordinates is unnecessary, but befriending theirs can be of benefit"
"I've been called a parasite, but I'm really a fun guy"