Ralph Garcia
Ralph Garcia is a really hot hunk, who works at Six Flags in Jackson, New Jersey. As a Filipino living in America, he is subject to immense discrimination. However, due to his miraculous hunkiness, no one can hate Ralph. Ralph is a superior human over anyone on the world, which includes, but is not limited to, Haneef Pervez and Zac Efron. Ralph has beautiful hair and makes facial acne attractive. Ralph is a loving man, but still serious about his job. Working at Superman roller coaster is a very important job. He must keep the Six Flags customers safe from falling off the ride. He seductively ensures everyone's safety. That is why Ralph is MY Superman. He single-handedly makes men orgasm and women orgasm out of jealousy. his facial expressions are perfect. Ralph's sheer beauty caused the supercontinent Pangea to split into today's tectonic plates. Ralph Garcia loves to make his friends happy, and succeeds in doing so by letting them ride his coaster again and again. Ralph Garcia is loved by everyone, whether they know him or not. Ralph Garcia is the reason slavery was abolished. Ralph Garcia was the reason for the Big Bang.