Who? edit
Doesn't matter. You're gonna call me Ninjay. So there. (^_^)
What? edit
A ninja who's standing right behind you. No, really. Check it out. (I'm only this obnoxious because I've been up all night without the misses [why go to bed without her? {I know, right}])
When? edit
November 31st.
Where? edit
Somewhere dark. It is pitch dark. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
Why? edit
Because you didn't light a torch/strike a match/turn a flashlight on/check your cell phone for new messages/TURN ON THE DAMN LIGHTS!!!
How? edit
No way. I refuse to explain how to turn on a light. You're an adult (or at least pretending to be one, anyway).
What is yer name? edit
I said it's Ninjay, dammit.
What is yer quest? edit
To cross this God-forsaken bridge.
What is yer favourite colour? edit
Black.
That's not a colour! edit
It is, too. C'mon old man. Everyone knows that was Darwin's greatest discovery.
Alright, off ya go. edit
Sucker.