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Siege of the Garretticon
	Part of First Roman-Garrettian Coaltion War
	<img src="//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/be/Defenestration-prague-1618.jpg/250px-Defenestration-prague-1618.jpg" decoding="async" width="250" height="187" class="mw-file-element" data-file-width="648" data-file-height="485"> ; Roman Fajardo leading the defense of the Garretticon.
Date	December 24, 2016
Location	Also Fuck You, Garrettice
Result	David ragequits as Roman wins a diplomatic victory
<img alt="Nazi Germany" src="//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/77/Flag_of_Germany_%281935%E2%80%931945%29.svg/23px-Flag_of_Germany_%281935%E2%80%931945%29.svg.png" decoding="async" width="23" height="14" class="mw-file-element" data-file-width="1000" data-file-height="600"> Davidia	<img alt="Venice" src="//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/01/Flag_of_the_Republic_of_Venice.svg/23px-Flag_of_the_Republic_of_Venice.svg.png" decoding="async" width="23" height="12" class="mw-file-element" data-file-width="1236" data-file-height="643"> Garrettice
	<img alt="Holy Roman Empire" src="//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/54/Banner_of_the_Holy_Roman_Emperor_without_haloes_%281400-1806%29.svg/23px-Banner_of_the_Holy_Roman_Emperor_without_haloes_%281400-1806%29.svg.png" decoding="async" width="23" height="15" class="mw-file-element" data-file-width="900" data-file-height="600"> Romanian Empire
Commanders and leaders
David Gomez "La Muerte India"	<img alt="Venice" src="//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/01/Flag_of_the_Republic_of_Venice.svg/23px-Flag_of_the_Republic_of_Venice.svg.png" decoding="async" width="23" height="12" class="mw-file-element" data-file-width="1236" data-file-height="643"> Garrett Chapman "The Okay" †; <img alt="Holy Roman Empire" src="//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/54/Banner_of_the_Holy_Roman_Emperor_without_haloes_%281400-1806%29.svg/23px-Banner_of_the_Holy_Roman_Emperor_without_haloes_%281400-1806%29.svg.png" decoding="async" width="23" height="15" class="mw-file-element" data-file-width="900" data-file-height="600"> Roman Fajardo "The Crotchety"
Units involved
75000 X-COM Units	7997 Longbowmen ; 2 Fuckheads With Sticks
Strength
75000	8000
Casualties and losses
75001 Dead and 0 Missing	12 Dead and 1 Missing (Garrett Fled During the Battle)

The Siege of the Garretticon

The Siege of the Garretticon was the turning point in the First Roman-Garrettian Coalition War against Davidia. Marked as the only battle in which one side lost more men than it began with, it is also the event in which Garrett Chapman was lost in the fray, not to be found until months later. The battle was an overwhelming victory for the Roman-Garrettian Coalition (Also known as the FuckYouDavid Coalition).