Wikipedia is a sad place with much brains and smart people, but you should eat their brains to become smarter!

Examples

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(haha)

  • You must use very high warns on Twinkle or RedWarn to users trying to be good. The people there will become mad and less smarter, so this is a perfect way to take their brains and keep it for yourself.
  • You must revert everyone's Good faith edits as a policy of No original research. The people will become mad and less smarter, and you will take their brains to keep as yours. If a bad faith edit happens by someone, Belatedly welcome them.
  • Vandalize Jimmy Wales' Wikipedia page. It will make Jimmy Wales and others mad, and you can become very smart from this

Because you want to become a smarter vandal, obviously