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Me edit

40 This user is 40 years old.
 This user is male.
enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.
IQ This user's Intelligence Quotient is 171.
 This user is right-handed.
ESTJThis user's MBTI type is ESTJ.
  This user is Roman Catholic.
   This user is a heterosexual.
  This user does not smoke.

Where edit

 This user lives in, or hails from,
New York City.
 This user lives in or hails from
Pittsburgh.

Education edit

CMUThis user attends or attended Carnegie Mellon University.
BSThis user has a Bachelor of Science degree in Computer Engineering.

Food and Drink edit

 This user drinks. Period.
 
This user drinks beer.
 This user prefers Belgian beer.
 This user drinks wine.
 This user drinks coffee.
 This user is a carnivore.
 This user eats cheese.
 This user prefers rare steak.
  This user eats sushi.


Interests edit

 This user is interested in politics.
  This user supports the use of nuclear energy.  
 This user supports public transit.
EThis user reads The Economist.
 This user reads The Wall Street Journal.
 This user does not appreciate tobacco smoke.

Other Pursuits edit

 This user plays American football.
 This user is learning how to ski or snowboard.
 This user plays golf.
 This user enjoys cooking.
  This user enjoys do-it-yourself projects.
fark This user is a farker.
 This user prefers using userboxes to fill up their user page instead of actually writing something useful.