This user is a new editor, but has been editing for a little while before this account's creation, he simply was in the mood to procrastinate the creation of his account.
This user is an electrician in a theatre tech lighting crew.
This user did not make a mistake in typing theatre either here, or in the previous sentence. This user is a photographer, and is (slowly) being converted from shooting, processing, developing, and enlarging everything in black and white, by himself, to shooting in digital.
This user is still the proud owner of a Game Boy Color system, which happens to be in better condition than his other handhelds. This user is a little confused about how to fix up his own page, so any help would be appreciated.
This user is occasionally annoyed by all the speech in the third person to be found on Wikipedia.