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 This user has published peer-reviewed articles in academic journals.
 In an emergency, this user may be slapped with a trout.
 This user is a member of
the Guild of Copy Editors.
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Very low level of vandalism

 This user has a plant nursery outback.
 This user enjoys cactus and succulent plants.
 This user believes that you should never put milk in with the tea bag.
  This user drinks mint tea (Touareg Tea).
 This user consumes ominously large amounts of tea.
 This user is obsessed with
Cheeses
 "Knowledge is knowing that tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing that you don't put tomatoes in fruit salad."
 This user is a cereal killer.
  This user loves bacon!
  This user prefers dark chocolate
enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.
10This user realizes that there are 10 types of people in this world: those who understand binary and those who do not.
 This user is hopelessly addicted to editing Wikipedia.
 This user has been
meaning to join the
Procrastinators' Club
for several years.
 This user is proudly made from 100% recycled matter
 This user enjoys looking at images that they do not understand.
 This user enjoys music by George Frideric Handel.
 This user loves vinyl records.
 This user enjoys music by Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart.
 This user likes music by
Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky.
 This user can play the radio!
 This user contributes using a PC they built themselves.
 This user prefers PC.
 This user contributes with a computer manufactured by Lenovo.
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This user contributes with a computer based on the Intel Core i7 microprocessor.
 This user likes electric cars.
 This user is interested in architecture.
RAWThis user takes photographs in the RAW format.
 This user takes photographs with Nikon equipment
 This user likes to create and draw graphs of functions that barely make sense during their spare time.
 This user loves bees.