I am a teacher at PTHS and I am one badass mutha. I won't hesitate to pop a cap in someone's grade 1 week after the fact and you better believe that I will go Smackdaddy all over you.

By the way, make sure you don't walk in during a speech or go outside the gesture zone. I think it's so funny when Ryan Matthews starts a slow clap, but Matthews has got nothing on ma' boy. A.J. Metz. He's got natural comedic pauses!

This is me in the second grade

The funniest person ever

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AJ is probably the funniest person ever. Even if I hold it in, whenever he talks I'm laughing hysterically on the inside.


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The blue line represents Johnny D's Voice of Democracy Speech Grade over time

There have been a lot of Shenanigans going on in my class lately, and I'm about to stop it.

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I love Peter Pan. It's probably the best movie ever, next to Snakes on a Plane or any movie with AJ in it. That kid is so funny!