What is best in life? edit
- To write in proper encyclopedic style.
- To use proper citation format.
- To understand that Wikipedia is a collection of those things known that are actually worth knowing.
- Hint: this doesn't include every plot point of your favorite epic fantasy series.
- To hear the lamentations of their women.
If I Were the Great Khan edit
If I were the Great Khan I would sweep through your fanboy articles like the wrath of god and mow down your lengthy, barely literate plot summaries like wheat before a scythe. But I am not the Great Khan and I don't want to hear about your butthurt or engage in pointless edit wars, so you may sleep easily.
The same goes double for nationalist bullshit (I'm looking at you, Turks, Armenians, Pakistanis, Indians…), except I'm less inclined to mercy in your case. Mrrhum (talk) 05:28, 6 January 2018 (UTC)