Hello, traveler. Welcome to the humble abode of my userpage.

I am on the HRWiki, so search for MiKEmalloy, my summer home. All are welcome.

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My name is MiKE (NOT mike, not MIKE) but my oldest friends call me User:99.49.192.223

Updates edit

I am currently working on translating the polish chemical laboratory series to English. I is working on it.

I proclaim, the user page is off limits to vandals. if they come here, I will call together a task force of goons, mercenarys and thugs to beat them into submission. So, don't touch my page, I don't touch yours.

Rants edit

I hate the caps lock key. I really, really do. I hate it. For more info, see http://www.ihatethecapslockkey.com/. They have a program to put it down. I have it. I shall never again be bothered by that "festering mess of a key". Couldn't they have put it in a small hole in another room so that you don't accidentally push it unless you really, REALLY want to? I have no idea, but I'll gladly blame Bill Gates, another thing to which I regularly add the adjectives "festering", "annoying", and "bothersome", and other things that would be inappropriate to list here. I hate ANYTHING (I used the shift key) that has the word Microsoft in front of it, except MS paint. I hate GUIs (only the new ones; I like GEOS. I kinda like the original Mac OS. I HATE macs. And the Iphone. Which i will not capitalize the way Apple wants me to, and therefore corrupt the entire world with camel punctuation.) I hate anything with a lowercase "i" before it. In short, I only like IBM and HP.

I just bought a Commodore 64. It rules. So. . . nicely designed. The keyboard isn't as bad as it's cracked up to be, and I love the display. I got a FDD, the 1541, a C2N, a Printer (MPS-803, methinks), a Plotter (yes, a plotter), that cool monitor and cable, the VICmodem, the XM1541 cable, a joystick, and a bunch of other crap. Like the 1351. That mouse. Those propitiatory paddles. Games. Even a copy of GEOS. First, a Commodore-based internet, tomorrow, THE WORLD!

My friend, Josh, got a 3DS! Totally badass. The three dee's are splendid. I love the switch for 3d to 2d. We got a copy of Super Street Fighter 4. Boss.

Nice Guys edit

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