MastCell | |
|---|---|
 Third from left, seated. | |
| Born | August 1 2006 |
| Died | My soul died on or around May 12 2007, but I've kept right on editing. No one seems to have noticed. |
| Occupation(s) | High school student and Planned Parenthood intern, apparently. |
| Employer(s) | Freelance work for Big Pharma, the FDA, the Rockefellers, the Knights Templar, the AMA, the Freemasons, the Trilateral Council, or anyone trying to keep The TruthTM off Wikipedia. |
| Height | 20 m (65 ft 7 in)icrons (OK, 19 and a half) |
