Maggotface

Maggotface is a term used to describe a person who: 1) Has a maggot infested face 2) Looks like their face has been infested by maggots 3) Has a face that looks like a maggots face

The Interests AKA A.A.B.O.S.P.L. (All A Bunch Of Seemingly Pointless Links)

Left 4 Dead, XBox Live, Metallica, Dead Kennedys, The Rocker, Megadeth, Yngwie Malmsteen, Lolcats, Rock Band, Rock Band 2, AC/DC, N+, Heavy Metal, Guinness World Records, Bass Guitars, Electric Guitars, Classic Rock, Lesbian Vampire Killers, GTA4, Uncyclopedia, Films, United Kingdom, Great Britain, England, The Beatles, George Harrison, While My Guitar Gently Weeps Abbey Road

A Table Of Rock Legends

Rock Legends	Band	Instrument	What Makes Them So Awesome?
Kirk Hammett	Metallica	Lead Guitar	Kirk is my second most inspirational guitarist, before Yngwie Malmsteen. His mix of styles, from clean and melodic to heavy and fast, has always been a huge inspiration to the way I play guitar myself
Yngwie Malmsteen	Yngwie Malmsteen's Rising Force	Lead Guitar	The solos this guitarist can play are amazing. Personally, I think he is the greatest guitarist in the world, and the way he plays his solos so imaginatively has inspired the way I improvise my guitar solos
John Myung	Dream Theater	Bass Guitar	The way he plays his bass so imaginatively and always manages to keep up with the ever-changing tempos in Dream Theater has always made Myung seem legendary to me. The intro to Panic Attack is amazing
Eddie Vedder	Pearl Jam	Lead Vocals	His range of singing styles makes him one amazing singer to me. His style and the way he makes a grunge band sound more like an alternative or metal band is perfect
Trent Reznor	Nine Inch Nails	Everything in the bands studio recordings (he gets other players to play live, he can't do everything live!)	Multi-talented and multi-instrumental Reznor gets onto the list of rock legends just because he plays every instrument on the Nine Inch Nails recordings. He is the only official member of Nine Inch Nails!

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Some of my favourite lyrics ever...

I dont believe theres a reason, I dont believe it - Shacklers Revenge, Guns N Roses; Will you bite the hand that feeds you, will you stay down on your knees? - The Hand That Feeds, Nine Inch Nails; Spoonman, come together with your hands, save me, Im together with your plan, save me, yeah - Spoonman, SoundGarden; Even flow, thoughts arrive like butterflies, he dont know, so he chases them away, yeah - Even Flow, Pearl Jam; Follow me, dont follow me, Ive got my spine, Ive got my orange crush - Orange Crush, REM