(On a porch in Rual Maine)
Fred: Hey, Jed is that your dog over there?
Jed: Nope, do'nt know who's dog that is.
Fred: Maby it's old man johnson's dog.
Jed: Nope old man Johnson died in that there house about 10 years ago he did.
Fred: Oh, time shore flies.
Jed: That it does.
(A T-bird pulls into the drive way)
Fred: Tim, who's car is that over there?
Jed: Don't know, haven't seen a car down here in while.
(A young rich guy gets out of the car)
Ryan: Is this the road to Hamptan Beach?
Fred: Pretty fancy car you got there.
Ryan: Ah, yeah thanks, so do you know the way?
Jed: Well you take this here road down where Jimmy's old crab shack was, then ya hang ah' left down at the jiffy mart.
Fred: That's not where the crab shack was it was down on the block near the Kmart, your thinkin' where the kinney drug used ta' be.
Jed: The kinney drug used to be in the next town, and there was never a crab shack next to...
Ryan: Uh, I'll just find it my self!
--MRA1967 01:30, 28 February 2007 (UTC)
