Yes, it is I, LyNk, the one who will someday rule the universe. Want to know how? My plan basically involves me creating an 'alternate universe', probably out of paper maché and some cardboard boxes, and declaring myself king of this slightly smaller universe. Anyway, I'm a top bloke who does all sorts of crazy stuff and is way better than anyone else. I am a total ninja who could kill anyone I want to, but I don't because it's totally against the law. Yeah, so what if I'm named after a video game character (lol Link (Legend of Zelda)), I'm still better than you. Plus, Link is pretty cool. Man, I totally get all the babes, because of my ultimate coolness. I have created such totally pro movies as 'The blob that ate the world' (a total classic man) and 'holy **** not you!' (still brings a tear to my eye) and who could forget (besides you): 'The Ultimate killer cheese ninjas from the moon'. Whoa. When I'm really bored, I make totally awesome comics about the world being taken over by my pet cat, Jerry. I'd probably kick your butt at super smash brothers, too. And stuff.
Contact me at lynk42@gmail.com
Or don't visit my website at [1], and I mean don't, because my computer went all crazy and I strongly suggest not going onto that website for quite a while. Because you shouldn't. So don't. But when that website is up and running it will be great, with cool pics and links to the movies and comics I've made. And maybe the cheese ninja game series. Who knows? So just wait a little longer my fans.