Lws1984

Hello, I'm Lewis. I am a geek who lives in Boston, MA, but spends half of each month in London for work. I am a system adminstrator, and play Transport Tycoon and Locomotion way too much. Not much here yet, I expect to start expanding pages soon, and I enjoy expressing myself with userboxes. I love Mac and Linux, and use Windows only when nessecary. I love to drive Saabs, and own two.

Since most of my personality is explained by those userboxes, feel free to edit at will, but please remain on-topic.

THIS END UP

This user is of
Norwegian ancestry.

Ascript-N

This user is a native AppleScript programmer.

This user flies in a SAAB.

gk

This user is a geek.

US

This user uses American English.

This user is a Computer System Administrator.

This user lives in or comes
from Boston.

<html>

This user can write HTML.

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LE-0

This individual still maintains a shred of dignity in this insane world by adhering to correct spelling, grammar, punctuation and capitalisation.

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jklozvrfajbk
vsalvnkanvls;a

This user likes banging on the keyboard.

This user's AOL Instant Messenger screenname is NorthernLine84.

This user's IRC nick is lws1984 on the server irc.quakenet.org and irc.freenode.net.

{{ user MSN Messenger|MrMacintosh1984@gmail.com }

BBB

Dees-a hyooser ken spick Børk, Børk, Børk.

nws-0

This user oldspeaks, or newspeaks doubleplusungoodwise.

This user does not exist. However, if this user begins to exist, seek shelter immediately.

This user is evil, and frequently says mwhahaha!

WWCND

What Would Chuck Norris Do?

non

This user is full of non sequiturs.
Fix my saxophone!

This user is mixed-handed.

RCT

This user plays RollerCoaster Tycoon.

en-GB
-4

This user has a near-native understanding of British English.

SC

This user plays SimCity.

SARC

This user believes sarcasm is the highest form of wit.

All your base are belong to this user.

oops

This user frite quequently uses spoonerisms.

Secondhand smoke is one of this user's pet peeves.

This user has an iPod.

No user serviceable parts inside.

The above is an invitation to take the object in question apart.

This user is a fan of Monty Python.

\sum

This user is greater than the sum of their userboxes.

AIM-Able

This user understands AIM talk perfectly well, but does not seriously use it. Ever.

SoE-2

This here user has an intermediate understandin' of Southern American English, occasionally using "y'all" and at times even a "ain't".

to
too
two

This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.

Dr Who

This user has been a
Doctor Who fan since the
Ninth Doctor.

9th

This user loathes, but is forced to observe, daylight saving time.

trek

This user is a Trekker and knows that any real fan is not a Trekkie.

Mmm, userboxes

This user thinks that more Wikipedians would like userboxes if they were edible.

Q

This user is an omnipotent member of the Q Continuum.

its
it's

It's really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner.

This user plays the cello.

This user is diurnal.

This user is nocturnal.

This user's favorite color is green.

who

This user prefers using who for both the object and subject case. Who does it hurt to simplify things?

This user enjoys electronics or is an electronics hobbyist.

This user prefers cold weather.

A, B, and C

This user prefers the serial comma.

en

This user is a native speaker of the English language.

no-1

Denne brukeren/brukaren kan litt norsk.

pig-5

Isthay userway ancay ontributecay Igpay Atinlay atway away ofessionalpray evellay.

ubx-5

This user uses entirely too many userboxes.