lucus the spider was first seen on the springlen k-3rd grade talent show for a comedy act where he out of nowhere said he was gonna rob a bank for the cents. what a great kind and nobel man

fun facts- 1# he is a lucus the spider plush from the lucus the spider TV show 2# his owner is a kid named lucus 3# he is a sigma 4# he was the best performer on the spinglen comedy show (trust me the competition was hard to beat) 5# he is best friends with yoda from star wars 6# he probably lies in lucuses closet right now 7# the image i put is not the actual toy that was used for the talnet show (obviously) 8# if you disrespect are holy lucus you are to be banned :3 9# lucus the spider is drake confirmed 10# he will make a kendrick comeback 11# he wrote the song buddy holly by weezer 12# he has a criminal record longer the the constitution

extras- kendrick kendrick you silly goose your raps are like spaghetti all loosey goose you think your slick with your fancy shows but compared to me your just old news