I hope everyone is mean to you for the rest of your life.

David Henry Hwang, M. Butterfly.

About me edit

I'm a talentless but popular young singer and I have the feeling someone is watching me. I use the term loosely because I have few feelings, and even they're too simple, like primary colors.

I primarily edit pages about birds, music, literature, and perfume. I feel especially passionate about the last one; there is a troubling dearth of Wikipedia information on fragrance history. I'm always making an effort to edit and add to perfume pages, or create new ones.

First name Locust, last name Valley.

Articles I've created edit

Articles I'd like to create edit

Articles I wanted to create and in fact had listed above but I sat on my heels and someone else got to it before me edit

Some lists edit

My top ten favorite post-punk songs My top ten favorite perfumes Doctors, ranked[1]
  1. "Obstacle 1" by Interpol
  2. "Maidenhead" by Protomartyr
  3. "Eyesore" by Women
  4. "Continental Shelf" by Preoccupations
  5. "Resistance" by The Sound
  6. "Whitest Boy on the Beach" by Fat White Family
  7. "Disorder" by Joy Division
  8. "Catch It" by Iceage
  9. "Hymn" by Communions
  10. "Nothing Feels Natural" by Priests
  1. Very Good Girl by Carolina Herrera
  2. Unknown Pleasures by Kerosene
  3. Debaser by D.S. & Durga
  4. Baccarat Rouge 540 by Maison Francis Kurkdjian[2]
  5. Not Another Cherry by Fine'ry
  6. Summer of 84 by Kerosene
  7. Ofrenda by Herbcraft Perfumery
  8. Chloé by Chloé
  9. Sweetly Known by Kerosene
  10. 500 Years by Etat Libre d'Orange
  1. Twelfth Doctor
  2. Eleventh Doctor
  3. Seventh Doctor
  4. Fourth Doctor
  5. Third Doctor
  6. Fifth Doctor
  7. Second Doctor
  8. Eighth Doctor
  9. Tenth Doctor
  10. Ninth Doctor
  11. First Doctor
  12. Thirteenth Doctor
  13. Sixth Doctor
  1. ^ (The Fourteenth Doctor, Fugitive Doctor, War Doctor, and all other non-ordinal variants do not get counted. It's too early for me to rank the Fifteenth Doctor.)
  2. ^ Sorry.

Some more userboxes edit

    This user is interested in angels.
 This user knows Lotus eater machine in real life.
DWThis user's favorite Doctor is the Twelfth Doctor.
 This user believes that Dimensions in Time is part of Doctor Who canon.
 This user is a Symbolist.
 This user is fascinated by Oracle bone script.
 這個用戶認為漢字簡化是好是壞取決於漢字本身。
这个用户认为汉字简化是好是坏取决于汉字本身。
This user believes that whether simplification made a character more or less beautiful depends on the character.
IAThis user uses the Internet Archive.
 This user has found over 60 geocaches.
 This user writes plays.
FMThis user is a Presenter on FM radio.
This user is interested in glitches. @UV&q6m47wq58d3v%$523()*~`;^!:#[21]_-=+{}\/"'<.>,09QWERTY.exe
  This Userbox doesn't exist, you're just crazy.
 This user likes
Border Collies.



Some quotes which mean something to me edit

Like all I want is pleasure, basically, but it has all these implications now.

Will Arbery, Heroes of the Fourth Turning

and if you think God or fate, fortune or

any assortment of sentimental

somesuch rescued you oh my delightful

little charmer, what a savage surprise

is the rest of your life going to be

Anne Washburn, Mr. Burns, a Post-Electric Play

I spent 30 years pleasing people around me while I laid there staring at the ceiling.

Jonny Pierce

I worship the flowing lava and whatever else a billion years ago that eventually formed the ground he walks on.

Dennis Cooper, I Wished

I know things older than Freud, older than gender.

Gloria E. Anzaldúa, Borderlands/La Frontera: The New Mestiza

but he liked being ruled by the descendant of Horsa; he liked continuity;

Virginia Woolf, Mrs. Dalloway

I can only say that being taken as the objective of such obsessive attention on the basis of two genial but not particularly intimate or remarkable meetings over a period of years was, indeed still is, utterly incomprehensible to me.

Dick Hebdige

Oh my God, Hollywood saved me.

Alan Cumming

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