Hi! I'm a new user. To give some insights about me, I mostly make small corrections and edits on Wikipedia and occasionally add information regarding topics I've learned new or little-known things about. I help wherever I can. Sounds like a typical Wikipedian, no?

I can the language speak and write floantly for English (as you can tell) and Romanian, so hit me up if I could be of use with translating articles.

Tadaa! Userboxes.
This user likes to use redundant userboxes that are pleonastic, extraneous, superfluous and supernumerary.
This user wants to see uniform userbox sizes and shapes.
This user knows that this userbox is pointless!
This user is a userbox...
This userpage contains material which is considered humorous. Please do not take it too seriously.
en-4This user can contribute with a near-native level of English.
This user supports the use of ridiculously huge userboxes
Userboxes in Userboxes!This user has userboxes in their userboxes!
This user helps out newcomers.
This user wants to be your friend.
This userbox is so tiny, even smaller than an atom, some people can't even read this sentence!
One can never have too many
userboxes.
Mmm, userboxes This user thinks that more Wikipedians would like userboxes if they were edible.
This user loves userboxes.
This user is aware of how silly this huge table looks on their user page, but acknowledges that its real purpose is twofold: statistics and standardization.
This user likes or is interested in userboxes and loves to collect them.
This userbox is correct.
This userbox is wrong.
This user has no userboxes on their userpage.
!This user is a userbox kleptomaniac.
This user would like Userboxes to refer to themselves in the first person, and so would I.