Natt Bribe Acceptance Guidelines
editGeneral guidelines for waiving charges in the following felony's:
- Parking ticket - £5
- Speeding ticket - £10
- Hit & run - £50 if its somebody nobody cares about like a hobo or something; £100 for all others
- Robbery - £50
- Armed robbery - £60 but if you shoot me punk yaw ass is gonna jail
- Manslaughter - £50 accidents happen can't be too harsh
- Murder - £250 for evil people; £500 for non-evil; £5,000 if the jews crucify another messiah (they can afford it right)
- Murder of mother in-law - we can all sympathise, £50