"Oh stuff this for a lark"! Respondez, with the correct diacritical addition.

On the wiki the quiet wiki the vandal sleeps tonight
On the wiki the quiet wiki the vandal sleeps tonight
On the wiki the quiet wiki the vandal sleeps tonight
chorus:
a wikiway a wikiway a wikiway a wikiway a wikiway a wikiway a wikiway a wikiway
a wikiway a wikiway a wikiway a wikiway a wikiway a wikiway a wikiway a wikiway
On the talk page, the empty talk page the troll sleeps tonight
On the talk page, the empty talk page the troll sleeps tonight
On the talk page, the empty talk page the troll sleeps tonight
chorus
In the art'cle, the featured art'cle, POV_warriors sleep tonight
In the art'cle, the featured art'cle, POV_warriors sleep tonight
In the art'cle, the featured art'cle, POV_warriors sleep tonight
chorus
On the lihist, the Mailinglihist the devvies sleep alwaaaaaays
On the lihist, the Mailinglihist the devvies sleep alwaaaaaays
On the lihist, the Mailinglihist the devvies sleep alwaaaaaays
chorus
In the nihight, the silent nihight, the Wiki, comes aliiiiive
chorus

Alternate choruses:

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  • FreplySpang hums.... a bish_away, a bish_away , la la la la la la la la
  • FreplySpang switches over to "a sidaway, a sidaway, la la la la la la la la la "
  • gpvos neuriet: a-Jimbo Wales, a-Jimbo Wales, a-Jimbo Wales, a-Jimbo Wales...
  • and click-delete, and click-delete, and click-delete , and click-delete....

(with thanks to nl:Gebruiker:Effeietsanders for original inspiration, No one is going to sing this at any wikimania... honest!)