 | This user is a citizen of the Australian state of New South Wales. |
His epicness Quandavious Kelpie Dog Dingleheimer I MM. AO. PhD. MD. DMD. | |
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| Nickname(s) | Kelpie |
| Born | 1st January -100000000000000000000000000000 Hell |
| Died | 28/06/2022 The darkest and deepest pit of earth |
| Allegiance | australia |
| Service/ | army |
| Years of service | 50000000000 |
| Rank | Super grand mega admiral of the fleet |
| Unit | 1st Monkeyman Regiment |
| Known for | Destroying china |
| Awards | being awesome award |
| Other work | a metal pipe |
| Website | google.com.au |
hi my name is kelpie[1]
i am goofy mf who does random stuff on the interwebs
the voices tell me to create a ritual[2]
i will murder you in cold blood [citation needed]
the math formula for creating kelpie is
the chemical structure of kelpie is
