This is my Wikipedia essay.
Don't quote lame Wikipedia essays at me. I've been here long enough that at some point in time, some other editor has thrown every one of them in my face rather than responding to the context of what I said. They add nothing to the discussion. They consume needless space. They detract from the point (usually why they're tossed about in the first place). They're not titillating reading.
Stop it. The essays are lame. Let's work at writing an encyclopedia and promoting it, instead of slapping each other with lame, poorly written essays.