I'm a major DAH! fan and currently at the age of ten. Life is pretty normal for me. When I grow up I want to be a video game designer and continue the DAH! series. Oh and here's a count down to DAH!PotF: 90 days!

Oh yeah I'm Nexo, Gorta private fleet two. I'm in the special commander fleet one with many furon. My name Smargouvius-782 from the planet Gorta. I was born in a Gorta hospital in the 1940's. I grew up with Putios. Putios is a furon who knows PK real well and has a lot of weapons including Saucer weapons. His family Planetierousis-5 was cool.

He had a cousin named Cryptosporidium-137. Crypto was a cranky fellow first he missed up America and became President of the U.S.A. Next was the 60's Crypto had fun there too. He met my uncle's cousin Gastro.

At 1972 Pox had a plan to make Big Willy's. Pox is my Grandpa. After Big Willy came PotF. First we went to Los Paradiso and opened a casino. Soon the American Mafia bothered us so we killed them. Then we went to Shen Long and saw my best friend The Master. He taught Crypto Temporal Fist. I knew that very well and my was upgraded. Once I put a tanker truck buy two cars with three Ion Detonators on them. Then it went off and a huge explosion happened. Now after we went to Shen Long we went SunnyWood. Crypto sneaked in and talked to Sammy & Faire. After missions in SunnyWood we went to Belleville. It was great shooting down the Eiffel Tower. Later we went to Nexo, Gorta. I saw the Emperor. After Nexo, Gorta me and Crypto hanged out. Next came the 80's and that's when DAH!5 came out...