Flying Spaghetti Westernism is a creation myth based on Flying Spaghetti Monsterism. Flying Spaghetti Westernism identifies Sergio Leone as an incarnation of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Beliefs edit
Many of the beliefs fundamental to Flying Spaghetti Monsterism have been reinterpreted in Flying Spaghetti Westernism:
- An invisible and undetectable Flying Spaghetti Monster took the form of an Italian film director and then created the universe, starting with a desert, graveyards and Clint Eastwood.
- All props pointing towards plot development were intentionally placed by the film crew.
- Droughts, stampedes, tornados, and other natural disasters were engineered by the special effects team.
- It is disrespectful to teach FSW without wearing a cowboy costume.
- The director continues to guide human affairs through homages.
- Prayers to the director are typically ended with a three-way shoot out, scored by Ennio Morricone.
- Heaven has a brothel and a saloon.
- Jokermage is the token preacher in this film.
- Every January 3 is a religious holiday.