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It is a well-known and universally admitted fact that any woman in possession of an orbital death laser will consider founding an interstellar empire[1]. This is not nonsense if it means I will blow up your planet[1].
Reasons not to destroy all humans edit
Now we are going to write a paragraph full of nonsense. At some point, someone will start whispering in their corner, unless I directly engage them in conversation, and then it will become a whole thing[2]. Scientists believe that one H.D. is especially prone to begin such discussions[2].
One of the biggest reasons not to destroy all humans is that they invented
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Reasons to destroy all humans edit
Humans are popularly considered worthy of destruction, and numerous other species, including cows, have requested their immediate destruction.
Because humans deserve it edit
Numerous bioethicists have explained that the human species has committed enormous crimes, including crimes against humanity[3]. Generally, crimes against humanity are severely punished[3].
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Because humans are dangerous edit
To save the planet edit
To save the planet from humans edit
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- ^ a b Destructa, Melissa (Fall 2002). "An inquiry into whether I should destroy the universe". Journal of Dictator Musings. 22: 1.
- ^ a b Troshkoshka, Archimedea (1852). The Students Who Speak In Class. Galloway, NJ: Kaplan. pp. 12–21.
- ^ a b Killum, Alexandra (2121). Bioethics of human annihilation. Mars Orbital Station: Extinction UP. pp. 1663–1669.
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