User:Jimbo Wales/WikiProject Shave the Wales/to do

• Collect donations to hire beard assassins (see Barber)
• Collect donations to buy Jimbo an electric razor
•  Done Get a bunch of sock puppets and MfD WP:BEARDKEEP Wikipedia:Miscellany for deletion/User:Jimbo Wales/WikiProject Wikipedians who frankly don't care about Jimbo's beard
• Lather.
• Shave.
• Rinse.
• Repeat.
• Spread propaganda: SHAVE THE WALES!!!
• ???
• Profit.