I am a 52 year old man residing in Honolulu in Hawaii. I like trains and solving quadratic equations.
I don't talk to my sister anymore after she bought me lightning McQueen crocs as a cruel reference to me being a 'man child'.
My favourite movie of all time is Ali G Indahouse.
My favourite song is the Baby Shark Trap remix.
My favourite TV show is the renowned sitcom Heil Honey I'm Home.
My favourite food is anything crafted by the famous chef TVFilthyFrank