Jawsman02

Thing is an author, researcher, and seeker of knowledge. While at work he spends countless hours on wikipedia searching up anything that comes to mind, like Thing, Thing, Ninjas, Assassination, Ecole Secondaire Thing, Canadian Armed Forces. His contributions to various pages, such as his highschool's, and CF related pages are vast and wide, though many of his submissions have been removed, he hasn't gotten the boot quite yet.

Childhood and High school

Born December 23rd, 2222, at 5:32am, in Thing, Ontario, Canada. Raised in Canadian Military setting on bases such as Thing (ON), Thing (ON), and Thing (AB). Attended Thing River School, from Kindergarden to Grade 6 on base in Thing. Grade 7 at Thing Jr. Sr. Highschool (Thing), before moving to Thing, Ontario after his father's retirement. In Thing Ontario he attended Francophone School "Ecole Ste. Thing" for 8th grade, before graduating and going to Ecole Secondaire Thing for grades 9-13. At Thing he would play football every season, earning 2nd Team All-City Wide Receiver award in 2005, and 1st Team All-City Defensive Lineman, and Top Defensive Lineman, in 2006 while at his physical peak of 6'0" 210, a 40 yd time of 4.62, and breaking a county record of 15.5 Sacks in a Season. While in high school, Thing joined the Canadian Armed Forces (Reserve), Dec. 15th, 2005. He swore into his father's former unit. Thing finished high school in February 2007, while dating his present Fiancee, Thing.

Military

Thing swore in Dec. 15th, 2005. Completed his Basic Military Qualifications May 2006, before leaving for the summer to complete his Soldiers Qualifications in July 2006. He was scheduled to complete his DP1 Armoured Crewman course in CFB Petawawa August 2006, however he was RTU (returned to unit)3 days into the course due to unforseen medical reasons. He attended various excersices throughout the fiscal year of 2006/2007, while he was completing his final semester of high school, and eventually continued on to compelte his DP1 Armoured Crewman Course in CFB Petawawa August 2007. In September 2007, he was promoted to Tpr "Trooper", and took his place as a trained crewman. In December 2008, he left the armed forces due to personal circumstances.

Family in the Canadian Forces

• Cpl Thing
• Pte Thing
• Cpl Thing
• CWO Thing
• Pte Thing
• Maj Thing

Hobbies

Thing hobbies include:

• Graphics Design
• Madden NFL
• Fantasy Football
• Paintball
• Airsoft

Sports Records

Thing FOOTBALL

• 2006 Sacks In a Season 15.5
• 2006 Sacks In a Game 5 Sacks v.s. Thing Red Raiders