JavaAndCSharp

Userboxes

This user often makes mistakes while typing, and would like to take this oppurtunity to aoplogiae.

This user contributes using Google Chrome.

Comic SansThis user refuses to take seriously anything written in the Comic Sans font.

This user's news source is The Onion.

This user uses Bing as a primary search engine.

C#-2This user is an intermediate C# programmer.

WFAThis user uses Wolfram Alpha.

Java-3This user is an advanced Java programmer.

This user has been touched by His Noodly Appendage.

WDThis user owns a Western Digital hard drive.

This user contributes using a PC.

This user built their own PC.

This user contributes using GIMP.

This user is using
Microsoft Office .

This user contributes using Microsoft Windows.

This user prefers Windows computers and is frustrated by Macs.

This user contributes using Ubuntu.

This user has a dual boot configuration.

> _	This user often uses the command line when operating their computer.

This user likes Java.

UBX(){   UBX(); }

This user loves Recursion! UBX(){   UBX(); } This user loves Recursion! UBX(){   UBX(); } This user loves Recursion! UBX(){   UBX(); } This user loves Recursion! UBX(){   UBX(); } This user loves Recursion!

This user is female.

o.OThis user is weird

This user knows that their user page is a mess, and likes it that way.

This userbox was put here by mistake.

This user likes jokes and humor.

This user farts in your general direction. This user also believes that your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

This user believes they're smarter than Albert Einstein. Please feel free to kick them.

—This space is for rent.

{{!!!}}This user over-uses userboxes.

42This user knows that the answer is 42.

This user is not yet dead.
Please check back later...

This user is of Dutch ancestry.

;This user's favorite punctuation is semicolons; they like using them a lot.

əThis user is a Grammar Nazi.

This user does not and will not ever work at Apple.

This user believes that all procrastinators (herself included) need to unite and take over the world... tomorrow.

This user plays the violin.

vln-3This user is an advanced violinist.

RedThis user's favourite colour is red.

P	This user's favourite colour is pink.

O	This user's favourite colour is Orange.

Y	This user's favourite colour is Yellow.

Gl	This user's favourite colour is Gold.

G	This user's favourite colour is Green.

B	This user's favourite colour is Blue.

VioletThis user's favourite colour is violet.

BkThis user's favourite colour is black.

Gr	This user's favourite colour is grey.

WhiteThis user's favourite colour is white.

truthThis user knows that shiny is a color.

This user likes all of the colors.

This user prefers Cork Stoppers.

This user believes cucumbers and watermelons taste the same.

Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy ice cream. To this user, there is no difference.

This user needs more userboxes!

This user needs more userboxes. MORE, I tell you, more!!! Muhahaha!

This user likes to use redundant userboxes that are redundant.

ubx-5This user uses entirely too many userboxes.

This user was up all night finding userboxes and is now very drowsy.

This user prefers using userboxes to fill up their user page instead of actually writing something useful.

no lifeIf you've really read all userboxes up until this one, you have no life.

This user knows that the plural of userbox is userboxen.

This user despises all dictators.

This user has not forgotten those killed by Communist China on the Tiananmen Square.

This user supports protection of the environment.

This user is highly against nazism.

 刘晓波This user demanded the
unconditional release
of Liu Xiaobo (died 2017)

This user will never understand the rivers of blood spilled by all those generals and emperors so that they could become the momentary masters of a fraction of a dot.

This user is insane.

The sanity of this user has been disputed. Refer to the talk page to discuss this topic.

:(This user wishes there were more userboxes on Wikipedia.

This user is confused by every aspect of life, including their own confusion.

No iPod

This user does not use an iPod and does not wish to own one..

ZuneThis user does not have a Zune, but wants one.

This user dislikes iPods, and has a much cooler device.

SyncThis user loves their Ford Sync voice-activated system!

This user is car-free.^‡

This user lives in the U.S. State of New Hampshire.

This user makes short movies in their free time.

This user is addicted to The Tape of Life.

This user has one too many screws loose. We warned you.

This user does not smoke.

This user is a Lego enthusiast

This user traded a red paper clip for this userbox.

This user loves to read.

The only throne this user has sat on was made of porcelain.

This user has been to the end of Wikipedia. Have you?

Oh no: this user has way too many userboxes.

My user page!

About me

As my name suggests, I program in both Java and C#. May peace exist between the two languages!

I am a grammer Nazi (grammar intentionally misspelled on purpose), and as such I can be seen making grammatical edits to Wikipedia.

About my overly excessive collection of userboxes

I like to maintain an overly excessive collection of userboxes, many of which contradict each other. That is intentional. If, for some obscure reason, you remove one of my userboxes, I will hunt you down, exterminate you, and then add 10 more userboxes, all of which will contradict each other.

Yes, I do know that my collection of userboxes slows down the loading of my page. Take that, all you vandals with dial-up!

Links to me on other websites

My StackOverflow profile