Personal

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I've got a big kid job!

Jacob King - My portfolio and resumé
Nate-o's blog (Invite Only)
Joey's blog
Brianne's blog
Butt2Face - Johnny's site

Favorite Articles

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Help:Wikitext_examples -- refer to this on an hourly basis if you want your articles to look like the work of God.
Kyōiku kanji -- If you want to be fluent in Japanese, you need to know every single one of these.
Metroid -- My favorite video game series.
Nintendo -- My best friend forever. JAJAJAJA
Hyperinflation -- I think the idea of everyone having money with a "1,000,000" unit value is AWESOME.
Pyramid Head -- The most disturbing character in any video game I've ever played.
Examination of Holocaust denial -- I never understood why people did this.
Down-low -- My brother-in-law said he heard about this on "Law and Order: SVU." I didn't think it was real!

Various things you should know

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My Face Hurts

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It really, really hurts. Christ.

Famous People Named 'Jackson'

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Profession Significance
Michael Pederast Voluntarily changes skin color
Jesse Reverend Has love child; failed to be president
Janet Performing Artist First and last person ever to have "wardrobe malfunction"
Andrew President Told the Indians where they could stick their peace offering
Bo Athlete Overworked himself by playing two sports
Phil NBA Coach Exiled from Chicago; took entire roster with him
Stonewall War criminal Shot United States soldiers
Reggie Athlete Didn't he play football?
Latoya Old news Was on reality show for four episodes
Samuel L. Motherfucker Performs really awesome acts of sodomy using only his voice
Peter Hairy idiot Makes movies that never end
Miss Babymamma Knocked up by Andre 3000
Shoeless Joe Baseball exile Respawned in corn field as Ray Liotta
O'Shea Ice cube Star of "Barbershop 2: Back in Business"