I'm still new at this and still messing up procedures here and there. Just a chinese guy who wants to add a little to the collective whole.

BASICThis user can program in BASIC.
JavaThis user can program in Java.
<html>This user can write HTML.
This user can write Cascading Style Sheets.
This user can program in JavaScript.
MATLAB -2This user is an intermediate MATLAB programmer.
This user is an undergraduate student majoring in CompE.
This user is more than happy to retain their "personality disorder(s)" and delights in telling their mental health professional to screw off.
This user wears corrective eyeglasses or contact lenses, without which they'd be as blind as a bat!
Secondhand smoke is one of this user's pet peeves.
這個用戶是華人
这个用户是华人
This user is of Chinese ethnicity.
華夏兒女
YAThis user is a young adult.
This user's homeworld is mostly harmless.
This user has never left the Northern Hemisphere.
MBTIThis user took different MBTI tests and discovered that they had multiple personalities, so they're a bit confused.
This user has no understanding of time and does everything at the last minute.
This user loathes, but is forced to observe, daylight saving time.
This user's time zone is EST.
This user is skeptical of the Zodiac.
This user is a Taurean.
This user was born in the year of the Rabbit.
This user is opposed to online censorship.
Wikipedia is not censored.
This user reads between the lines.


This user's favourite colour is blue.
XangaThis user maintains a Xanga weblog at IvvanCain.
This user uses Google as a primary search engine.
This user's primary Instant Messaging software is Trillian.
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IRC
This user uses mIRC for chatting on IRC.
This user uses µTorrent.
Fx This user contributes using Mozilla Firefox.
64This user uses an x86-64 processor.
This user is addicted to video games.
This user prefers to play games on a PC.
This user writes games on their graphing calculator.
λThis user plays Half-Life 2.
This user plays the Halo series.
塊魂Na na-na na-na na na na na Katamari Damacy!
*_*This user loves anime.
This user is a member of NERV.
FMAThis user believes in The Law of Equivalent Exchange.
ラブ
ひな
This user loves Hina.
FLCLThis user's head is an N.O. channel.
MSNThis user works on the Nadesico
... This user may get around to being a professional procrastinator. Someday. Maybe.
Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?
This user is a jokester or comedian.
!This user is a userbox kleptomaniac.