HELLO AND WELCOME TO MY WIKIPEDIA USERNAME PAGE. I AM TIRED OF LIBERALS -- THE LITTLE ITTY BITTY EGG ROLL AND LETTUCE SANDWICH THAT IS, LOL. SORRY FOR OFFENDING ANYONE. LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE BIT ABOUT MYSELF:

I HAVE A MEDICAL DEGREE FROM HARVARD UNIVERSITY. I ENJOY PLAYING SOCCER, SKATEBOARDING, AND LISTENING TO MUSIC. MY FAVORITE FOOD IS PROBABLY PIZZA. I HAVE BEEN AN ACTIVE GANG MEMBER PREVIOUSLY. I HAVE COMMITTED SEVERAL FELONIES IN THE UNITED STATES BUT HAVE NEVER BEEN CAUGHT COMMITTING ONE.