R.I.P. Gaius Flavius Antonius

I'm a Wikipedian who wanted to make MiniWikis, but now I'm the town wiki conspiracy theorist. I wish to correct spelling and grammar, but there is an article I believe is a hoax (Animaniacs)! Also, I'm from the United States of America.

...And here’s my chalkboard gag!

I WILL NOT USE WIKIPEDIA
I WILL USE UNCYCLOPEDIA
I WILL NOT USE WIKIPEDIA
I WILL USE UNCYCLOPEDIA
I WILL NOT USE WIKIPEDIA
I WILL USE UNCYCLOPEDIA
I WILL NOT USE WIKIPEDIA
I WILL USE UNCYCLOPEDIA
I WILL NOT USE WIKIPEDIA
I WILL USE UNCYCLOPEDIA
I WILL NOT USE WIKIPEDIA
I WILL USE UNCYCLOPEDIA
I WILL NOT USE WIKIPEDIA
I WILL USE UNCYCLOPEDIA
I WILL NOT USE WIKIPEDIA
I WILL USE UNCYCLOPEDIA