Hello! I'm Hossmann. And i'm a member of Wikipedia... I live near the city of Pittsburgh and am currently finishing up high school. I am a fan of hockey, football (the one that's as "American" as American Pie), video games, and some history as well (I do not have a favorite time period, but I do like medieval warfare and it's weaponry). I try to write articles that either have roots in Pittsburgh (such as the sports articles that I do, including Stevens, McLlwain, and the Ferraro twins) or that I feel "educate" people about random, trivial things. So go ahead and take a look around about my achievements (both alive and dead) and how many people have decided to rip on me for, yes, creating articles about triteful and cruftly stuffs. (some of these additions were done under my IP address (since I didn't have an account by then)).
It is now the two month anniversary since my first ever edit under this name... try not to lament about how glorious this place once was, you would only be provoking the bears.
Over time, I hope this list gets larger than what it is now. But for now, here are my "achievements".
List of "Creations"
editList of "Major Contributions"
editCurrent Projects
edit- Nothing really...
Obituaries
editMay these articles be mourned... and may they have their vengeance in the afterlife.
- A poor man's...
- List of NFL Draft Busts
- List of NFL Draft Steals
- List of NHL Draft Busts
- List of NHL Draft Steals
- Oh, Bob Saget!
- Tourette's Guy
Honors
edit- Michel Briere article on DYK for October 31, 2005, ...that former National Hockey League rookie Michel Briere's career was tragically cut short following an automobile accident in 1970?
More Random Stuffs!!!
edit- Hossmann, reigning terror and spreading cruft on Wikipedia since August 21st, 2005...
- A total of seven of my "creations" are going through or have been through the deletion process
- Four of those seven have survived the deletion process
- A grand total of zero of my creations have been nominated for Featured Articles of Wikipedia, but I feel that this number will shoot right up. It will just have to take a few well-placed bribes to certain power-holders....
- Comment: One of these days... one of these days. --Hossmann 20:50, 24 October 2005 (UTC)
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